July 10, 2015 at 09:51PM

I've come to realize that there are different types of people on Facebook: 1. THE UNHEALTHY: They always have stomach ache, headache, back ache etc. Facebook is not a clinic. 2. THE LIARS: Lie about their age, marital status and use ridiculous names like Baby Minaj, Bootlicious , Miss pee, abigail, Juju Man,Gattuso, Success Lotto blah blah!! 3. THE WITCHES: They always like updating about death, bad news and sickness. 4. THE TRAVELERS: Today in America, tomorrow heading to Italy or South Africa, next All over The country! Are you a minister for tourism? 5. WEATHER FORECASTERS: They update mostly when it is raining, cold or hot e.g 'I'm freezing' etc 6. PREACHERS: This are mostly single men/ ladies who are looking for a spouse. They act holy and write Bible verses only on Sundays and Fridays. 7. THE CONFUSED: They are married today, engaged tomorrow, next day in an open relationship, in a complicated relationship, single or divorced etc. 8. THE FIGHTERS: All they do is to seek trouble on people's post, they comment awkwardly in order to start a fight. 9. THE I.T.K (I Too Know): They will always complain that you're always online, they will say; are you jobless? Sometimes you can't sop wondering what they are doing online themselves. Seriously, man get a life and stop face booking. 10. THE DESPERATE. They are always posting pictures of them in different cars claiming car owners and always updating themselves in different hotels and eateries...damn...are they car dealer or Hotel room attendant? 11. THE PEACE MAKERS: These people are very friendly and they appreciate peoples effort, they say thank you if they read your post and smile. Note: These people are usually very rare to find. 12. AND FINALLY THE HATERS: They will never like or comment on your posts except when they have something negative to say about you or your posts. Or u put up an update which says you are "sad, heartbroken or in Pain". I mean they wont even Like this post... WHICH TYPE.... ARE YOU
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